Just when we were all like, "Oh, SURELY, universe, SURELY after that Wall Street Journal interview we could not POSSIBLY find a reason to love Cormac McCarthy MORE," there is THIS. Oh, Cormac! CORMAC! You want help writing your lady novel, you let us know.

We will make you some more young-person book recommendations next week after consulting Experts, dear Author-friends. Off to trample dreams and break hearts! MMM DELICIOUS!