Also: Safety Alert

The Rejectionist, Lola Pants, and Support Team survived the Great Brooklyn Tornado of 2010; thank you to everyone who expressed concern over our well-being. We actually spent the entirety of said tornado safely underground, wedged among approximately 5,000 increasingly enraged persons stuck on the L train (DOORS CLOSED AC OFF 45 MINUTES IN BETWEEN 8TH AND 6TH AVENUES), including a young gentleman who had clearly spent the entirety of his afternoon ingesting methamphetamine and was not feeling well. Good times were had by all. Some advice: ALWAYS pee before you get on the subway.